FIRST PERIOD (Wachovia Center) Todd Hoddick 1(Amy Hoddick): 24 hour trip covering 3000 miles, all for this event. Jim Corio 1 (Nancy Corio): Flying from Seattle to New Jersey to spend a weekend with hockey geeks he’s never met. 2:00 (minor) Delay of Game: Josh Roy. Five of six assembled and ready, where’s Josh and why does he sound stoned when we call him to find out? Scott McVeigh 1(unassisted): Slap Shot 25th Anniversary DVD in the mini-van’s DVD system. Keeps children and adult fans quietly entranced alike. Scott McVeigh 2(unassisted): Scoring Victor’s Club tickets for Todd and Jim. 5:00 (major) Sucking: Philadelphia Flyers. Getting shut out when we stressed for a month about buying overpriced tickets. Todd Hoddick 2 (Glenn Chambers): Winning the one day fantasy pool thanks to Freddy Modin’s hatty, Chambers setting the pool up. Primo Hoagies 1 (Scott McVeigh): Not a sub, not a hero, not a sammich, it’s a hoagie, yo. McVeigh with the setup phone call beforehand. 2:00 (minor) Mobile Consumption: Adrian Grenier, Todd Hoddick, Glenn Chambers, Jim Corio. Drinking in McVeigh’s stealth mini-van party wagon while driving from NJ to Philly. Delta Dental Ice Girls 1(Philadelphia Flyers): ‘nuff said. 2:00 (minor) Retarded Naming: Philadelphia Flyers. For picking such a horrible name for aforementioned girls. 2:00 (minor) Larceny: Wachovia Center. 60 seconds of bubble hockey for $2. 5:00 (major) Working: Todd Hoddick. Talking in the mini-van to his office while holding a beer and half drunk. Jim Corio 2(Ass-tracker): Updating the group of six on up the minute Stat-tracker stats using Treo while returning from Wachovia Center. SECOND PERIOD (Dinner at the McVeigh’s) Scott McVeigh 3 (Kathi McVeigh): Hosting hockey strangers like professionals, perfecto Josh Roy 1 (Scott McVeigh): Air hockey champion, do not screw with this man 2:00 (bench minor) Absence: PHL242ers not-attending. Your chance for reparations will occur next season Josh Roy 2 (Philadelphia Flyers, Ottawa Senators): Bringing a tape of the 5 brawls at the end of the Flyers/Sens game with the most PIMS ever.
Glenn Chambers 1 (unassisted): Bringing housewarming/spouse-appeasing gift to Kathi McVeigh. Classy move. THIRD PERIOD (Poker, Inebriation) Josh Roy 3 (unassisted): Poker superstar for the night. 4:00 (double minor) Chickletting: Glenn Chambers. Making a vodka gimlet using chicken stock ice cubes (now dubbed “Chicklet”